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WHERE IS THE INFAMOUS FUGITIVE AUTHOR NOW?
They seek him here, they seek him there, but where the hell is he this time.
Here is a snap taken somewhere special (by an unsuspecting tourist, no doubt). There is our hero, sipping a pint as usual. See if you can guess where he is.
Fugitive says: ‘Look, at my sister Bernice! Of course she could not lift up a tipper lorry all by herself. So I’m giving her a hand. I cleaned out the ashtrays first. Here I am in this death defying feat, and not one drop of the chemical happiness was spilled!
Bernice has a favourite riddle …. ”How do you top a twuck?...(With the bwake toopid!!)
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