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Dr Farquar's book of "Unmentionable Material"

Foreword

This road to enlightenment discovers simple responses to a host of dilemmas that we confront in our Daily lives.  Dr Farquar has been practising medicine for more years than he cares to remember and will one day hope to be recognised at airports.  His advice is based on long hours on the Internet plus the odd cigarette and bottle of wine.

The battery of counsel within these pages is heavily researched and while no responsibility can be taken by the author for people being harmed by his own advice he sincerely hopes somebody ends up getting what's coming to them.

These practical tips are still in the experimentation stages and we would ask you to blame small children for any mishaps.

Chapter One

Caption Corner

"Harder than pulling a soldier off your sister'. Phrase: (20c) meaning: Very difficult indeed.

Dr Farquar talks about love.

Question. If love is blind why is lingerie so popular? (Contributed by Don F.)
Dr Farquar.  How can love be blind with the advent of peep-hole bras and see-thru panties?

Q. Why do we say love hurts? Love never hurts. It's the absence of love that hurts isn't it? (Contributed by Tanu)
Dr F. What's worse?  Sex without love or love without sex?

Q. Who wrote the Book of Love? (Contributed by Paul Brians)
Dr F. A celibate.

Q. Is the reason why you should love your neighbour the fact that he may well have just the tools or equipment that you need? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
Dr F. If they have a better lawn mower than you and you want to borrow it ask for straight sex.

Q. In regards to the song 'How Deep Is Your Love' what do you use to measure it? (Contributed by Hugh J.)
Dr F. What do you use as a rule?

Q. Why do some displays of 'I love you' on valentine cards indicate that they are available in multi-packs? (Contributed by Don F.)
Dr F.  Save money and just get a pack of three.

Q. Has anyone else out there noticed how so many of us now love things and use people rather then use things and love people? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
Dr F. That's because you can't catch VD from a D.V.D.

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