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BIG DAN'S A'COMING Imagine the scene. A little cantina in a border town in Mexico. Everybody is having a wild time. Cowboys rocking back on chairs, drunk and cheering, shooting the ceiling (yee-hah stuff!) and swigging sipping whisky (a bit of a contradiction, I know!) and Ladies of the evening wearing little more than a smile and a feather boa flirting with cowpokes at the bar. A whistling barman watches a cardschool through a cloud of tobacco smoke as he polishes his glasses. (not to see through the smoke with!! To drink with! Sorry!) A cigar chewing piano player tinkles away as he runs his fingers up and down it ............. (No comments from you!) Suddenly!  read more
HERE ARE SOME OLD FAVOURITES, WORTH AIRING ONE MORE TIME
BOOK NAMES
"Hunting Tigers" By Claud Bottom.
"Punting" By Eileen Dover.
"Plumbing Accidents" by Ivor Leak. read more
SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, read more
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