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Smokers Duck-billed Hat(ypus)
Sorry about the title 

(NB: For the health, smoking cigarettes could not be worse,
So to soften the blow I'll present this in verse)

A friend of mine, Bernhard, a hard-smoking lad,
Recently told me a problem he had,
When drunk or recovering he often finds,
A shower or ciggy refreshes the mind.


For restoring the fibres there's no better thing,
For grey dawning mornings when lacking in zing.
For Bernhard there's simply no better solution,
Than water and baccy for morning confusion.


But the two put together is not a good mixture,
And led him to think up a head-mounted fixture.
Resembling a duck's bill and strapped round the nut,
It prevents you from wetting your dog end or butt.


The water cascades down the bill's curving rim,
And stops soap and water from trickling in.
The headband, of course, has adjustable sizes,
Like those things for kids which stop soap-in-the-eyeses.


The hair remains free to assist with shampooing,
Or rinsing or dyeing, whatever you're doing.
So, when hurried or craving just ignore the laughter,
Strap on your duck's bill (you can wash your face after).
 

Now on a more serious note...

Look at Humaira Khan from Kashmir in India.

and Jen Christabel from Devon, England.

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