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showing exactly how to grow cress on your school keyboard.

A picture of a keyboard at my local school library just a week after
I threw cress seeds and a pistol grip light water spray on the tabs.
Neat huh? And tasty too!

Get this site banned by logging onto www.fugitiveauthor.com when you should be concentrating on your lesson. If your tutor/head/supply-teacher/janitor confronts you just say you are taking private lessons from Dr Farquar. Hopefully this will get our site banned from your college and come the revolution if you don't get a job that insists on criteria like "must have good sense of humour" you can sue the Head. If he still refuses to ban The Fugitive from your network, find something valuable and breakable in the school, like an overhead projector or your rival house winning sculpture. Smash it up into tiny pieces. Package it and smuggle it into your Heads office with a tube of Superglue and a note saying. "This should keep you busy over the holidays".

No harm done! Eh!

Schools that have banned us so far:

Soham Village College, Cambridgeshire
 
Impington Village College, Cambridgeshire

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