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"Handpix"

This is just a few everyday pictures that spark the imagination for comedy.

Can you upstage my quips? Best quip gets straight sex with me or an ASBO?

No more than 10 words per photo.

More links to toothbrush decay

Putting your money where your mouth is.

When death taps you on the shoulder.

The collapse of cardboard city.

No peeking. Could you do your man a good turn in these?

Who invited the strippergram?

Thinks: Is it? Left over right , or right over left?

One day your prints will come.

Money for old rope? I'm a frayed knot.

Whatever the weather they always have to be anywhere with bells on.

Reservoir dog?

It's a dead duck, I'm afraid.

Bollard 'rights'

Union meeting.

The shop steward is our leading light.

Take your job and shove it.

"More beach toys?" They don't grow on trees you know?

"Have you got vertigo"? (No, I just live next door. )

Turf accounts

Turfed out.

Skipping in the road.

Easy to slip on, no matter how careful you are.

A doll that is cracking up.

A pissed doll.

Doll with her tits out.

A doll enjoying sex.

A mirage.

A mirage in Trumpton.

Shady character. The lights are on but there is no one at home.

A new Vauxhall Vectra.

A new Vauxhall Vectra in 18 months time.

An old scrubber I walked home from a nightclub last night, who is still wearing my jacket today.

'Changing of the Guard' for pissheads.

How much is that dead animal in the window?

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