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Earthmover Thank you all for your contributions to the first issue. We would like our readers to keep all your opinions anxieties and controversial scenarios to yourselves, then put them on floppy disc and send them to us. This disc-mag is your weapon .....  quick read
"Safe as Houses" How does the old saying go? "All that glitters is not gold". Bear with me while I remember with a smile the last time I had seen this ancient proverb and it was down in my local pub in the form of a framed bank cheque above the bar cash register. It was fixed securely amid optics and greasy mirror tiles ..... opinion
Health or Hoax - Which?? We as a society are a superstitious lot. How valid are the claims of Natural Medicine Practitioners or Therapists? There is certainly a lot of self- professed, complimentary health experts to tackle just about any malady. We are awash with acupuncturists, herbalists, aromatherapists, homeopathic or reflexologists. Not to mention the odd faithhealer ..... another view
Brian It was great to see you at my birthday. Then it was hard to see you or even focus after the second bottle! I have suffered dearly for my pleasures. I was bloody 'chemist' and totally 'mortal'. Thank God it is only once a year. (There are plenty of un-birthdays throughout the year I tend to celebrate too.) My wife has started speaking to me again and stopped leaving my luggage in the garden ..... careless
The following were actual answers to a 6th grade history test: Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments ..... open house
"Hand delivered to us by Lady June van Klaveren of St. Louishire, Missouri, and His Lordship Ron Chavez" Subject: Repossession of the United States ..... thoughts
Text Dumping Breaking up is hard to do - but some people think it's easier if you just send a text message. A survey in Britain finds nine per cent of Britons dumped a partner by sending a text message. It's particularly popular among young people - with 20 per cent of 15 to 24-year-olds saying they've dumped someone that way. A 15-year-old girl says it's common among teens because they find it easier to talk by text. She says a couple of her friends got dumped by text message. Many also use their cell phones to check up on loved ones. Forty-five per cent of women said they checked their partner's text messages, compared to 31 per cent of men.
E-mail Etiquette This part of the chapter is not just for newbies; even if you've written e-mail for years, review this section carefully. Certain unspoken conventions are very important to keep in mind when you're composing e-mail messages. If you were a novice before, you need to be a professional now ..... E-mail Etiquette
What to do about asylum seekers? How about this? Change International law and the constitutional bill of rights first. Why? Because it is self-contradictory and open to abuse. Think about the how impotent it is. Isn't it the first amendment that states that "all men are equal and born free"? Not if they live in Afghanistan or Iraq they are not. Not if they are Kurd or Macedonian at the moment ..... What to do about asylum seekers
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