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Toothache Well, it's me borthdee! Forty six, well and truly on borrowed time now! To my horror what started off as a nagging toothache has turned into a blimming great abcess in my mouth that has made one side of my cheek look like it is about to explode. Owwwwww! Andrea is recovering from an allergic reaction to a 'skeeter' bite on her cheek also. Beth has a whopping cold sore on her lip so between us we look like a family of multi dimensional trolls walking down the street. I feel like Mr Quasi Modo, dragging my family around in a sequel to the 'Thriller' video, that accidentally bred with a puffa fish!
Mobile Phones Well, 'mobile sitters'! Imagine paying someone to fight off debt collectors! Sort of irony there. Don't they have a switch on them which says off? I always said that those things would be the end of the world. It is supposed to improve communication, yet,have you ever been with someone who either needs to go to Addenbrookes Hospital to have it removed from their hand or who sits there, not listening to anything you have to say because they are expecting 'an important call'?
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